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Current Location: the beach, near Salkia Town

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[ooc: Jack, after finding himself and his dinghy in the middle of a bloody lake, has been fidgeting with the gadget he found in his coat pocket. He's not sure what it is, precisely, but after an hour or so of fumbling, he's discovered the voice posting capabilities]

[sounds of rustling, hitting buttons]

Why is the rum always gone?

I'm without the Pearl, again. This bloody island isn't on the map, in so far as I can tell. If this is the Fountain of Youth, it's useless to me, seeing as I'm trapped in the in the middle of a lake.

If I find some citizens of this fine island, perhaps I can at least trade this map for something more valuable. Rum, for instance. There's no such thing as civilization without bars, I'd wager.

The locals had better not be bloody cannibals... Savvy?

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Cannibals? Oh not at all sir! Everyone on Salkia is ever so kind! Well... almost everyone. But you can't leave I'm afraid. Those who come to Salkia are unable to leave it.

Oh... oh dear. I hope you're not too terribly upset by that? But no one is a cannibal sir. At least not anyone I know sir.

You as pretty as your picture, luv?

I'll not be leaving without a ship, which I seem to have left... elsewhere. There's bound to be docks lying around, however. This is an island. Never heard of a Salkia, though.

If you're not cannibals, then do you know where I can get my hands on some rum, miss...?

Me? You're too kind sir ^^

But no one's heard of Salkia because it's a whole other world! Isn't that frabjous!

As for rum, I'm afraid not. Oh, and my name is Alice, Alice Liddell, a pleasure to meet you Mr...?

You ever been on a ship, luv?

Women make as much sense here as they do back home, then?

Alice. Lovely name, lovely face. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, though I'm in the market for a ship at the moment, as it were.

Me sir? A woman on a ship is bad luck!

And oh, forgive me. I didn't mean to confuddle you.

And... you really are too kind Captain sir. But I don't know where you could get a ship here. Someone else might though.

Gibbs used to say that. He's not here, is he? Good fellow, lousy at keeping ships from being stolen by bloody mutinous returned from the dead ex first mates.

No worries, luv. You can confuddle me anytime. I think.

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I haven't met a cannibal yet, so I think you're pretty safe.

...and I dunno about any bars. I haven't really needed to look for one just yet, but I figure there's probably one around here somewhere.

Depends on your definition of safe, mate.

Pubs, drinking parlors, barbershops... Stockpiles of rum buried near a palm tree?

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. You are?

Well, I think you'd be alright. Just avoid the crazies and try not to piss anyone off.

Like I said, I wouldn't know from personal experience. But I think it's safe to say there's somewhere to get alcohol here.

I'm Demyx. Pleasure to meet you, Jack!

I could use a hand in identifying them, eh mate? Though it's possible that you are, in fact, one of the crazies. You may find yourself in pleasant company in that case, however, so perhaps I'll just accept your judgment of character.

Where is here, and how would one go about exploring... there?

Demyx? Missing any letters, there?

Well, I haven't been here too long myself, so I'm afraid I can't help you much with the identifying part. But I like to think I'm as sane as I can be, given the circumstances.

Well, I think this place is called Salkia Island. And you'd have to get into town.

Oh, I've seen crazier names. I think out of the Organization, Marluxia's name is the longest.

No cannibals, just rather crazy shinigami. Watch out for that one. Long red hair, glasses, looks like a woman. Watch out for it.

I've no idea what you're speaking of, but I'll stay well away from any red heads. Mostly.

...

It's a death god, and you'd be wise to stay away from it, no matter how much he looks like a female.

There are no cannibals here, though I am sure you can easily find . . rum on the island.

What's the `Pearl`?

Would you be so kind as to tell me where, mate?

The Black Pearl. My ship of recent undead pirate fame. Black sails, you know. I'm sure you've heard of her.

...Salkia Bar and Grill?

I have never heard of it.

Sounds a bit like an instrument of torture.

Then you haven't spent much time near the open seas, have you? She's been the terror of the Caribbean for the past thirteen years.