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[itscaptain_kthx]

[ooc: Jack, after finding himself and his dinghy in the middle of a bloody lake, has been fidgeting with the gadget he found in his coat pocket. He's not sure what it is, precisely, but after an hour or so of fumbling, he's discovered the voice posting capabilities]

[sounds of rustling, hitting buttons]

Why is the rum always gone?

I'm without the Pearl, again. This bloody island isn't on the map, in so far as I can tell. If this is the Fountain of Youth, it's useless to me, seeing as I'm trapped in the in the middle of a lake.

If I find some citizens of this fine island, perhaps I can at least trade this map for something more valuable. Rum, for instance. There's no such thing as civilization without bars, I'd wager.

The locals had better not be bloody cannibals... Savvy?

Comments

[madcuriosity.livejournal.com]

Oh how terrible! Did you ever get your ship back Captain Sparrow? I would hate to see a Captain without his ship! And... er... bloody mutinous reanimate dead first mates?.... How wonderful! You got to meet a zombie! I've never met a zombie before! Miss Bulleta and I are going to try and find one though!

And I do apologize, sometimes its hard not to speak in such a way.

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

This is the second time that he's sailed away with my ship. I will get it back, luv, there's no doubt about that. And it wasn't near as much fun as it sounds.

You remind me of an old friend, Miss Liddell. Do you know any pirate songs?

[madcuriosity.livejournal.com]

Well Miss Bulleta did say most zombies aren't nice. But I refuse to believe that there isn't a single nice zombie out there! Oh, but I'm ever so sorry to hear about your ship. I thiiiink the sports store here sells small ships, but not big ones.

I do? Frabjous! And I think I know a few. I can recite for you if you wish sir?