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[itscaptain_kthx]

[ooc: Jack, after finding himself and his dinghy in the middle of a bloody lake, has been fidgeting with the gadget he found in his coat pocket. He's not sure what it is, precisely, but after an hour or so of fumbling, he's discovered the voice posting capabilities]

[sounds of rustling, hitting buttons]

Why is the rum always gone?

I'm without the Pearl, again. This bloody island isn't on the map, in so far as I can tell. If this is the Fountain of Youth, it's useless to me, seeing as I'm trapped in the in the middle of a lake.

If I find some citizens of this fine island, perhaps I can at least trade this map for something more valuable. Rum, for instance. There's no such thing as civilization without bars, I'd wager.

The locals had better not be bloody cannibals... Savvy?

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[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

...In that case, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, most famed and feared Pirate Captain in the world. I've outwitted the Royal Navy, outlived Davy Jones, and outpirated the unfortunate Barbossa. You'd do well to remember my name, mate.

[eighthsight.livejournal.com]

Captain Jack Sparrow, hm?

Well, Captain. I have a name and you'd do well to use it. It's Hyuuga Neji.

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

You ever been part of the Royal Navy, Hyuuga? You sound just like them.

[eighthsight.livejournal.com]

No, I have not. I don't know who or what that is.

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

The British Royal Navy, mate. Uniforms, stuffy, can't swim? You'd fit right in. If I see an officer about, I'll be sure to recommend you.

[eighthsight.livejournal.com]

...

I can swim, I don't have a uniform and I am not that bad. Actually, why swim when I can walk on the water?

Besides, I am already loyal to my village. I will not join with anyone else.

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

...You ever thought of going pirate, mate? Might be useful to have someone of your... talents.

[eighthsight.livejournal.com]

No, I have not thought of going pirate, Captain.

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

Do you have a hat? You'll need one. Or a talking parrot. No monkeys.


We need to find ourselves a bloody ship.

[eighthsight.livejournal.com]

...a hat? I have a bird . .

Good luck with that one.

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

Your bird, does it talk? Spout nonsense that we pirates take as wisdom?

We'll be making our own luck, mate. All we need to find is some leverage.

[eighthsight.livejournal.com]

No, but she sings?

We had better start looking then.

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

....Close enough.

Shall we meet at the grill you mentioned, then? I'm on my way there to meet... nobody.

[eighthsight.livejournal.com]

Alright.

I don't see why not. You know the way, yes?

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

I've a third sense for these things. The place serving alcohol is likely to be right next to the... ah, there it is.

[eighthsight.livejournal.com]

...I'll be there in a few minutes.