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Everyone has heard the tales of the amazing and infamous Captain Jack Sparrow. How I took Singapore with nary a shot fired. How I escaped from an island riding sea turtles. How I defeated Davy Jones himself, having come back from the dead to do so.

But the one tale that's never been told, is how Captain Jack Sparrow got dragged into marriage, savvy?

So what the bloody hell is this ring doing on my finger?

...

There seems to have been some sort of... something. Much like the turning child-like week, 'cept not at all in anyway. What I mean to say is... I've got wings. Giant black ones.

Somehow I heard the Cabin Boy thinking about cleaning and whatnot.

...I think I'll go for a fly, then.