All good fun

The wings are gone. Well that's just bloody unfair. Had just gotten used to the things, was having a good time and all.

Least I'm no worse off, and my account has become the fuller for it. I've finally gone and bought some rum. However, not being able to pirate and pillage me way through life has made it rather strikingly clear that if I'm going to have rum on a regular basis, I'm in need of income, savvy?

What does a pirate do if he's not... pirating?