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[itscaptain_kthx]

[Opens with a VERY zoomed in picture of Jack's nose. After a bit of fumbling, finally focuses on his whole face. He seems to be amused about something]

William's here. This must mean a fumbled rescue attempt is forthcoming, as it always bloody is. Without a ship, of course, this is nigh impossible, but he does always manage to find a way out of trouble. Usually with help from that.... bonny lass of his. [shifty eyes]

Though I had imagined that being captain of the Flying Dutchman would have had more... consequences. Like that not standing on land thing. Or tentacles. ["Blech" face]

Last week was... I was smaller and had no craving for rum. It was... horrible. [sudden cut off as Jack presses the wrong button... again]

[ooc: strike moderately unhackable, except for Will. Jack REALLY does not want Will to see that, kthx!]

Comments

[prettyboypirate.livejournal.com]

Without us there, Jack, you do realize that the crew is under the direction of Barbossa, don't you?

In which case I doubt they'll be rescuing us.

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

Barbossa won't be in charge long if... [blech face] Elizabeth has anything to say about it. Not with you missing.

...Barbossa has the Pearl, then? Traitorous bastard, running off with my ship...

[sockheadedd.livejournal.com]

Oh how wonderful, a friend of yours has arrived!

Ah.. you did sleep quite a bit last week. I hardly even saw you, I was beginning to wonder if you were alright.

[itscaptain-kthx.livejournal.com]

"Friend"s laying it on a bit thick, cabin boy. Crew mate, maybe.

I'm surprised to see you survived last week, mate. You were rather small.

[madcuriosity.livejournal.com]

Oh Captain Sparrow sir I thought I told you that you CAN get a boat here! Just not like the ones you're used to sailing on is all!